This article was originally published on Kueez
When you have a baby, it seems like time flies by, and you want to capture their earliest moments while they are still newborns. While the photos look adorable, the photoshoots don't always go as planned. The stress of trying to get a child or baby to sit still and smile for the camera is enough to make any parent want to pull their hair out, but at the end of the day, it's worth it to have those precious memories. So, when you are planning your next baby photoshoot, take notes from these hilarious moments, and remember to pack a lot of extra diapers.
Here Are Two Perfect Family Portraits...Oh!!!
If this family portrait is not going to make you laugh, then we don't what will. Just look at the second baby who is like "Staaaaapppppp!!!!"
We know one thing for sure, that the baby is not a big fan of family portraits. And he may never become a fan of them.
And This Is The Last Time They Held Her Without A Diaper
Usually, parents keep their babies naked when they do their newborn photo shoots. While they look all cute and squishy in their birthday suits, that does come with some hazards.
For example, this dad was posing for a photo holding his new daughter, and she let him have it. She didn't know any better because she is a newborn baby, and when you have to go, you have to go. We can assume he never held her without a diaper again.
The Holidays Just Got A Lot Less Joyful
Although the first photo is good, we feel that the second one is the best. It is because parents are going to have a lot of fun showing that to their kids when they grow up.
By the way, the parents loved the second photo so much that they used it for their Christmas card.
There is nothing more precious than holding your newborn baby and letting them fall asleep in your hands. However, that is only cute and adorable when they are wearing a diaper because you never know what could happen without one.
This little baby let it rip on his dad's shirt, and he will probably hear about this moment until he is old enough to have children. At least the dad seems to be laughing about the situation rather than upset or disgusted about it.
Somebody Get This Baby A Pair Of Goggles
We think we can all admit that some newborn photoshoots look a bit ridiculous. These parents went with a skin-to-skin theme, but they didn't realize how easy it would be for their son to ruin the picture with his unpredictable bathroom schedule.
You can see the fright on his mother's face while the dad seems pretty proud of his son's song stream. We wonder if they ended up sending this one out of kept it as a fond memory to share with their son when he gets older.
What Are You Doing To Me Mom?!
Many of you may have seen the cute photo of a sweet baby in a toy truck. So, the parents of this little cutie decided to recreate that photo. The baby is like, “Hey, did you forget about me? Pick me up!”
The parents forgot that photos like the first one are taken by professional photographers who are the experts at making sure the baby is fully comfortable (sleeping peacefully in this case) while their photo is being taken.
We've Got A Code Brown Level 5
"Help! Someone get me a diaper right now! I regret everything!" Just as this new mom and her mother were about to pose for a three-generational photo, the baby decided to shake things up and throw in a stink bomb to keep things interesting.
We have never seen anyone look more grossed out by their baby than this woman. We can't blame her because this looks like it would be the smelliest accident out of all the other pictures on the list.
Wrath Of The Baby
Hey, we're going to say something that may offend some people. We strongly believe that the second baby looks like an 80-year-old man complaining about millennials.
Given that his parents have forced him into getting this photo taken, we think that he might be pushing out a messy surprise in his little diaper!!
"So What Should I Do Now Karen?"
The baby looks like he resisted a lot before finally giving up the fight and posing for this photo. He must be like, "Not gonna do it. You can't force me, you do know that right?"
And why does the second baby looks like most of us when we get home from work after a hectic day at work?
A New Kind Of Hair Mask
After babies eat, it is probably a good idea for people to wear some kind of burping cloth until the baby digests a little. Instead of letting the baby digest her lunch, they went right into their photoshoot only for something gross to happen.
The best part about this is how hard the mom and baby are laughing while the dad is wondering why his head is so wet. It was certainly not a good hair day for this dad, but maybe the spit-up can act as a nourishing hair mask.
Cue The Waterworks
This baby might look cute, but he has the power to spray a whole room all while he is asleep. When this new dad was taking a photo with his newborn son, he was excited to capture some personal moments until his son decided to turn on the super soaker.
You can see how hilarious his face is and how nervous he is to get hit in the face with pee. The baby has no idea what is going on as it continues to hit the snooze button, but his dad will never forget this moment.
A Nice Edition To His Back Tattoo
In this photoshoot, the dad wanted to show off his back tattoo while posing with his baby. Although the first photo looks like a sweet and tender moment between the father and baby until he decided to make things a little stinky.
The baby left a nice little mess on his dad's back to add to the large tattoo. He must have thought it would improve the artwork. Even though we can't see the dad's face, you know he is sitting there knowing he can't move because the baby is on top of him.
Does He Think It's A Water Fountain
If you are a parent of a boy, you know how challenging it can be to get the hang of putting them in a diaper correctly, so they don't pee all over themselves. However, when they aren't wearing a diaper, there is no way to control the stream and stop it from spraying in their faces.
It looks like he is peeing right into his mouth, and it is somewhat concerning. His parents are probably off to the side laughing hysterically because they already can't wait to show this picture to every future partner he has.
She Might Want To Return Her Brother To The Hospital After This
Even when your older child is outwardly excited about getting a little sibling, there will always be times when sibling rivalry comes out. While they were taking these adorable photos, her baby brother decided it would be the perfect time to spit up on his sister's back.
We can guess that she was not happy about having a baby brother when she realized she had throw up on her back. Right after this photo, there were probably plenty of tears from both parties, and that is the moment the sibling rivalry began.
A Captured Baby
Although the parents of the baby in the second photo tried to copy the popular baby in a hammock photo, it looks more like someone captured the baby in the jungle.
We have to admit that we didn't like the second photo, which looks more like a mummified baby than a baby in a hammock.
Christmas Tastes Good
This Christmas Twins Edition will crack you up just like they’re trying to crack those Christmas lights.
Maybe the twins are like, "If you won't feed us then we will eat these lights and Christmas ornaments."
Nailing The Hands Under The Chin Look
The baby on the right is most of us in history class. One should leave things to the professionals.
It is because a professional took the shot on the left and it is not safe to take it without training properly.
Am I A Joke To You?
Babies always look so cute, and ironically their cuteness peaks whenever they are angry. Just look at the baby and tell us how can any of you not love a baby.
The baby is like, "Why? Tell me why are you always doing this to me?" Still, we feel that sometimes reality is so much better than perfection.
Delivering The Priceless Look
Oh God, this is so hilarious. This made us bust out laughing. The look on that baby's face is priceless!!
And how many of you feel that the baby on the right is cuter? And we want to make it clear that we don’t have anything against the baby on the left.
Like Mother Like Daughter
Hey, we don't think the first mother-daughter photo is bad, but the second one is way better. We really love the little girl's expression.
We don't get these people who try to get kids to be perfectly still and dull. We love photos of kids that show off their spunk and personality.
A Few Moments Later
Ah, this is hilarious stuff. We do feel bad for the father, but no sane person can deny the fact that the baby feels super satisfied. Just look at his face and you can easily notice the relief.
This is a priceless memory for the parents, especially the dad. In the shot on the right, the father and baby switched facial expressions. Amazing stuff!
The Cutest (And Noisiest) Jack O' Lantern Ever
The baby on the right is like, "dude...lets just put me inside of it and take a normal picture of me. Stop copying others." If you come to think of it, most of us would be crying in such a situation.
The baby's face clearly says, "Get me out of here!! You're ruining my social status. You are not a pumpkin mom - and please don't you ever show this to anyone! Get me out of here!!"
Not A Big Fan Of Balloons
It seems like the second baby thinks he is in some sort of a balloon prison and there's only one way to escape it: to cry out as loud as possible.
Now that the child clearly seems terrified, there's a possibility that he will have a phobia of balloons for life. And we have a strong feeling that Pennywise The Clown will scare him the most.
Sleepy Easter Bunny
So far, our list includes many cute babies, but these two are so adorable that we have no option but to give it the title of the Best Baby Photoshoot.
The second photo looks like, "oh, I shouldn't have eaten that whole chocolate bunny…Big mistake!"
Baby Crossing The Delaware
It seems like the second one thinks he's a soldier. From the looks of it, the baby is leading his army of babies to the war in his basket ship.
By the way, the photo on the right is better than the original. After all, the baby is getting into his character.
Cute Little Sleeping Beauty
Although the first photo is taken by a professional, it is a little far from reality. We feel that the second photo depicts reality in the most perfect way.
If someone makes a list of Expectations vs. Reality, we request them to include this one.
The Baby Simply Gave Up
So the parents on the second baby saw a Christmas-themed baby photoshoot and were like, "We can easily pull this off with our baby."
What they failed to consider was that their baby already had enough of his parents' stupid ideas. So, he simply gave up and went to sleep.
Great Birthday Cake Smashing
Aww, the poor little guy was allowed to play with the cake for just a couple of minutes. Or maybe he just woke up partying all night. You can never know!
But one thing that seems logical is that the baby ate the smurf at his birthday party.
Mini Seconds Before Crying
The parents of the baby on the right were hugely impressed when they saw a cute baby reading Marvel Comics. They wanted to take a similar looking photo of their baby.
But we think they missed the trick by not putting a Marvel Comics in the tiny hands of their baby. Instead, they just went with a little children's book. It was a big mistake because the baby didn't like it at all.
DIY Jeans Swing Gone Wrong
Somebody should have told the overly excited parents to wrap the jeans around the swing seat and not replace it. The poor kid doesn't look too happy about it.
By the way, this looks a lot like the ultimate wedgie swing. At least the kid can say that I got my first wedgie from my parents and not some kid at the school.
Nice Idea But Poor Execution
Although the family on the right tried to copy a photoshoot of a family expecting a new arrival, we feel that they nearly pulled it off.
The mother and daughter look so cute, but what about the daddy? It seems like a horse is trying to kiss the lady's belly. Oh let us correct our mistake here. We wanted to say that "a Pony trying to kiss that woman's belly."
Horrible Lipstick Kisses
We get it that a baby looks super cute with lipstick kisses, but we have no idea what to say here.
The baby is like, "Mommy for the last time I’m telling you that don't let my aunts kiss me."
Mom, Dad, Stop Embarrassing Me!
Some babies really love it when parents kiss them on their cheeks, but the second baby here can’t stand it at all.
The parents thought it would be a cute photo to share on their social media accounts, but we can clearly see that the baby disapproves of it.
"I'm Sick Of It"
Babies easily get bored by their toys and what we're seeing here is that the baby on the right has stopped caring if the photos don't turn out to be as expected.
The baby is like, "You made me do this so now I will make the photo gross enough so you can't share them on Instagram."
“I'm Gonna Fight You"
Baby in a watermelon seems like a cute idea for a photoshoot, but only if your baby is ready for it.
However, here the baby on the right is ready to fight his parents for making him do it. Maybe the kid just doesn't want to be in that sticky, wet watermelon. We feel a bit bad for the kid honestly.
The first snow angel looks so cute and seems to be enjoying it. But that is not the case with two snow angels in the second photo.
Before you start to get angry thinking about how could the parents put their babies on the snow with just one layer, you should know that the babies are wearing multiple layers.
This Baby Is Not Feeling It Today
The first photo is so adorable because the baby is placed in that position by a professional baby photographer. But we're not sure about the second one.
The baby in the second photo is in an awkward position and we feel that there was no need for it. What do you think about it?
Happy Valentine's Day Kiddo
We think that both babies are looking adorable. But if you ask us to pick one between the two, we'd go with the second one.
However, one must not get to ignore the fact that the second photo is way too cluttered. Still, the baby doesn't look in the mood for a Valentine's Day but it is still super cute.
Cute Patriotic Baby Photoshoot
We think both photos show how we are feeling right now. Some may say that the first photo shows how America was before 2020 vs how it is now.
One thing we know for sure that the COVID-19 pandemic has made us grumpy and sad in 2020. But hang in there because this time will pass.
“Yeah You Can Mess With Her”
The first photo shows four protective brothers telling everyone not to mess with their sister - which is so cute!
But that is not the case in the second photo. The brothers have a look on their faces which clearly shows they are mad at their sister.
It is best not to question the motive behind putting a carrot on a baby's face. It makes sense because the baby looks cute.
The baby on the right looks just like a cat when someone throws a slice of cheese on its face.
A Crying Peacock
Kids can be happy one moment and crying like little monsters the next. This little cutie on the right was just playing with her toys when mommy thought of a brilliant photoshoot idea.
The little girl didn't want to take part in it and tried to show some struggle but mommy was like "It'll take just one minute." After the photoshoot, it took mommy 1 hour to get things back to normal.
Not A Book Worm
The baby on the left photo looks like a book worm, but he is a smart kid. He knows very well that books, especially bedtime stories, can help get a night of better sleep. If you are not feeling sleepy, open a book.
The kid in the second photo looks like the average college kid during finals week. Although most people think that college students are more like the left baby, in reality, the majority of students are more like the right one.
"No, Not In The Mug Please!!!"
It took us a while to understand why the baby in the second photo is crying, but now we know. The first one is a cup of Friday and the second is a cup of Monday.
One thing we know for sure is that even babies don't like Mondays. It reminds us of a famous dialogue from the movie Office Space, which is "Oh sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays."
Someone Would Rather Walk The Plank
Hey, anyone else thinks the second baby looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?
We also have a strong feeling that the second baby looks very philosophical and existential. It seems like the baby has probably seen a lot in his life already.
The baby is like, "Don't you think I'm getting too big for this?" He doesn't feel too safe as well.
But we have a feeling that the photo didn't turn out be as cute as the parents expected. What do you think about it?
Expectation Vs. Reality
When it comes to photoshoots, babies are the most difficult as it can be really tough to get them in the right position where they are comfortable.
This cutie pie didn't care about the photoshoot and just wanted a quick nap. Unlike adults, babies can sleep whenever they feel like it.
Baby Bunnies Are So Cute
The baby in the first photo really looks like a cute little baby bunny and the second one seems less interested in being anything.
It seems like the parents really wanted to a good photo but the baby was not having any of it.
I Said No Photos!
We really like how calmly the baby is sleeping in the photo on the left. But the baby on the right is not cut out for all this and decided to hide the face.
It seems like the baby on the right thinks he's not photogenic, but we are confident he is as cute as the baby in the left photo.